Licensed for depths nobody ever asked about

Dive Cat

Black cat conducts serious business beneath a suspiciously shallow and uncooperative sea.

Dive Cat

Rules Below The Surface

He trusts the snorkel, though no one explained what it does.
Dive Cat standing on the sandy seabed among seaweed, stones and fish, snorkel in place

Officially Approved Working Methods

Stones checked; fish consulted; air supply confidently assumed.

  • Stone Inspector

    Checks every block twice, then circles back because the first inspection felt deeply and emotionally incomplete.

  • Fish Liaison

    Waits politely while local fish refuse every question, then records their silence as enthusiastic professional cooperation.

  • Air Supply Manager

    Treats one decorative tube, a glass mask, and steady confidence as a complete underwater safety department.

Dive Cat keeps the bottom under review.